Explanation of Sign Stereotypes
Aries: Holy shit you're loud. Also crazy emotional which is good or bad, no in between. You always need to fucking chill, but you have some hyper energy that's a lot to handle.
Taurus: Makoto Tachibana pretty much. You're like everyone's best friend and your defining trait is loyalty, it's like the only thing anyone ever talks about when it comes to you.
Gemini: You're like every redheaded pair of twins ever. Fucking mischevious little creeps who apparently people hate idk why but you gotta deal with being told off with each horoscope. Hey, at least you're not a Scorpio.
Cancer: Fucking weepy crybaby. You want everyone to make a cake of rainbows and smiles and eat it and be happy, but no one understands you through all the sobbing. Invest in a box of tissues. Seriously.
Leo: You're the manic pixie dream girl. Super energetic and everyone just LOVES you, which is funny considering how much manic pixie dream girls are hated. You need to chill more than Aries tbh.
Virgo: You're the only one with common sense. Congratulations, you're not like other girls as you drink tea and scoff at your generation's love of mainstream shit. Also it's your responsibility to keep everyone else from playing in traffic.
Libra: Perfect. That's it. You're a pure little cinnamon roll who everyone coddles and loves and puts flower criwns on, and youre the reason uwu was invented. Get some flaws asap.
Scorpio: Evil sex addict who is oversexualized by like everyone while also being told you're trash. Apparently you love murder and porn. Also you're somehow badass and a dork at the same time. Wtf Scorpio are you okay
Sagittarius: You are the wacky one. Not like no chill Aries or manic pixie Leo, you're like an Animaniac. You gotta chill too but you're the most chill out of the three.
Capricorn: Virgo 2.0. The only difference is that you're crazy introverted. Like wow do you ever talk to others or go outside? You should.
Aquarius: You know that kid who made up pretend games and imaginary friends for only themselves and everyone avoided? Yeah that's you. Everyone thinks you're a wizard and hell, you probably are.
Pisces: Let's see, sleepy, cute, bubbly, nice...yeah, you're the protagonist. But you get a lot of fish puns bc everyone else is envious. Ignore the haters and swim on, little fishie.